I know I said I'd start updating with greater frequency, but we can all see how that worked out.  Does anyone even  look at AgentKurtz's Livejournal anymore?  I doubt it ( Read more... )

So I got a job for-to obtain income.  Though it sucks up most of my free time at the moment, I'm sure I'll thank myself later.  Now if only someone would blow up an important government building (like say, oh I don't know, the IRS) to the tune of the 1812 Overture so I don't have to pay Uncle Sam.

"The only difference between death and taxes is that ( Read more... )

Well hello there, how are you all this fine day?  As you may or may not have noticed, I have not updated this old hunk of junk in quite some time.  You see, I have moved onto bigger and better things.  Things like Facebook....which I also don't update.  "Why Dan," you ask "Whatever brings you back to this forgotten corner of the internet?"  Good ( Read more... )

Ever have something that you were half looking forward to and half dreading? What does one do in that sort of situation? Shut one's eyes and run blindly at said thing, hoping for the best? yeah, thats what i thought ( Read more... )

Well, it seems that i have become violently ill over the past 48 hours. I don't think its serious, but the term violent still applies due to frequent coughing seizures. I'm not sure i should go to health services though, as i think (hope) it'll fade soon ( Read more... )

Garfield was wrong, tuesdays are defenitely worst than mondays. At least i get all my classes out of the way, but then i'm so beat the last thing i feel like doing is work ( Read more... )

"Where's everyone going, Bingo?" - Leon S. Kennedy

Say what you will about the questionable veracity of Wikipedia, any encyclopedia with an article titled "Infinite Monkey Theorm" is awesome in my book.

"Oh yes i most certainly will have a margarita in my mouth. Spring Break WHOOOOOOO! Up here Michael, up here" - Kitty Sanchez, paraphrased

Well, everyone seems to be back at school except for me and i think Mell. I want to thank everyone for spending some time with me over the break and those who didn't get to as well. You know, just because everyone likes being thanked every now and again ( Read more... )

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help help, I'm being repressed" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, paraphrased ( Read more... )

Life sucks. Its a plain and simple fact we struggle against for its duration, people can't seem to accept that their time on earth will be painful. Its at those times you just have to flip life the finger, put on some angry/possibly stupid music and proclaim "Screw you, I'm awesome"