The Hedgehog's Dilemma
Well hello there, how are you all this fine day? As you may or may not have noticed, I have not updated this old hunk of junk in quite some time. You see, I have moved onto bigger and better things. Things like Facebook....which I also don't update. "Why Dan," you ask "Whatever brings you back to this forgotten corner of the internet?" Good question, faithful readers.
"This is simpler than we need to make it" - Benji
Some experts of the field posit it was boredom that heralded His glorious return, but others counter that He has been bored many a night while surfing this vast wasteland, yet never sought the comforting (creepy?) embrace that is Livejournal.
"I can't believe that the guy who preformed all those twisted acts in the woman's bathroom could have made it this far. This is the end of the world." - Colonel Campbell
To be perfectly honest, and keep in the spirit of this journal, I was forbidden from posting here by my.....employers, who had me conducting all manner of.....jobs for the benefit of....things. Believe you me, it is better for all of us if I don't go into details.
"Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man, or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of Sashimi?" - Doreen
And yet...there was a subtle implication to his words. All was not right in the domain of Agentkurtz. "You've come to save us, haven't you?" desperately cried out the citizenry, to which the monarch sadly shook his head.
"Anyone for a hot ding-dong?" - Barry Zuckerkorn
The good news is I will try to update more often, as I know how much everyone enjoys the incomprehensible babblings I post. The bad news is that these posts will likely come at very erratic, infrequent intervals. If you don't look out for them, they might hit you in the face.
"Bring the noise!" - Officer Butterman
So, quick recap: I'm not dead, still love random quotes, will update more often, but possibly not that often, play Aoi in Virtua Fighter, need more Soloscholar, majoring in something no one seems to have heard of and hate it when people borrow my vacuum cleaner. Not necessarily in that order.
"I would rather die than go to heaven!" - William Murderface
"This is simpler than we need to make it" - Benji
Some experts of the field posit it was boredom that heralded His glorious return, but others counter that He has been bored many a night while surfing this vast wasteland, yet never sought the comforting (creepy?) embrace that is Livejournal.
"I can't believe that the guy who preformed all those twisted acts in the woman's bathroom could have made it this far. This is the end of the world." - Colonel Campbell
To be perfectly honest, and keep in the spirit of this journal, I was forbidden from posting here by my.....employers, who had me conducting all manner of.....jobs for the benefit of....things. Believe you me, it is better for all of us if I don't go into details.
"Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man, or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of Sashimi?" - Doreen
And yet...there was a subtle implication to his words. All was not right in the domain of Agentkurtz. "You've come to save us, haven't you?" desperately cried out the citizenry, to which the monarch sadly shook his head.
"Anyone for a hot ding-dong?" - Barry Zuckerkorn
The good news is I will try to update more often, as I know how much everyone enjoys the incomprehensible babblings I post. The bad news is that these posts will likely come at very erratic, infrequent intervals. If you don't look out for them, they might hit you in the face.
"Bring the noise!" - Officer Butterman
So, quick recap: I'm not dead, still love random quotes, will update more often, but possibly not that often, play Aoi in Virtua Fighter, need more Soloscholar, majoring in something no one seems to have heard of and hate it when people borrow my vacuum cleaner. Not necessarily in that order.
"I would rather die than go to heaven!" - William Murderface