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G'night.

So last night I caved in and watched Garden State - a movie that is on many a person's list of favorite movies of all time (or at least 2004), and I have heard many a review from said persons, all to the effect of, "Ohhhh it's soooo amazing like omg you have to see it LIKE OMG." Well it was something like that. Needless to say I planned on avoiding ( Read more... )

In recent times, the geniuses that are the MPAA have realized that by cutting movies down to PG-13 ratings, they become accessible to larger audiences and potentially more profitable. This has especially applied to horror movies. For a while there wasnt a problem - movies like The Ring and The Grudge managed to be pretty creepy while maintaining a ( Read more... )

Okay I'm bored again so I'll hit you with another list, this time comprised of things that suck so much, they're great. What do I mean, exactly? Well you'll figure it out. You'll notice that a lot of the content below involves some sort of death metal, because personally I don't think there's any greater gift to comedy ( Read more... )

Okay I'm bored so here's a list of sayings that I've heard way too much in life and should be permenantly retired. After every saying I will give you my answer and/or explanation as to why it sucks and should never be spoken again ( Read more... )

As a follow-up to the last post, here's what Dr. David Thorpe of somethingawful.com had to say about the first several bands on my shitlist, which I think comes close to summing up just why I can't stand them ( Read more... )

The following bands and/or people really need to stop contributing to society ( Read more... )

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Man, I'm such a dick. I hardly update this thing, and when I do, half the time I just wind up giving you a shitty questionnaire thing. Why do you keep reading this? If I wasn't a lazy bitch, I'd devote my time on here to writing funny entries like some other people do. But no. Ah well, I suppose its better than the people who write in these things ( Read more... )

'NME reports: US marines in IRAQ are reportedly blasting AC/DC at high volumes in an attempt to drive MUSLIM rebels from their homes.

Troops in Fallujah have been broadcasting AC/DC's 'Shoot To Thrill' alongside insulting messages in Arabic by loudspeaker in an attempt to break the nerves of their enemy.'

hahahahahahahahaha