Capt. Beatstock & the World of Tomorrow
Okay I'm bored so here's a list of sayings that I've heard way too much in life and should be permenantly retired. After every saying I will give you my answer and/or explanation as to why it sucks and should never be spoken again.
1) "Where have you been all my life?!" - Elsewhere. This has been uttered quite a lot of times, and is usually said be either a female or male character who have together recently became romantically involved. Usually you'll find this in a movie but apparently people say it in real life too.
2) "You've won the battle, but you won't win the war." AND/OR "You've won the battle, but the war ain't over." - Okay okay enough. There's a good chance that if the person won the 'battle' in the first place, that they could win the 'war' too. Am I wrong? And lets say someone does triumph over you in some way and you decide to blurt out this horribly overused line, all you're basically saying is "I'll get you back for this!" You're not gonna win any 'war', you're just gonna respond with a battle of your own. Fag.
3) "He/she is my soulmate". - I'm sorry but they're not. You're just overly giddy because you happen to click with this person more than others, not to mention the fact that you were probably attracted to them in the first place. No one has a soulmate, and even if any two people were absolutely 'perfect' for each other, what are the chances of them even being within 10 miles of each other?
4) "No one could ever love you the way I do." - Anyone who says this should get punched in the face, man or woman, even if their intentions were good. Just because you're absolutely in love with this person doesn't mean the next asshole in line couldn't do the same.
5) ANYONE who uses ANY kind of internet slang/abbreviations (such as LOL, BRB, BTW, IMO, etc) in everyday verbal conversation should be shot in the face immediately. So far I haven't witnessed anybody doing this but I have a feeling they're out there.
Moral of today's lesson kids? Don't leave your porno in the VCR.
1) "Where have you been all my life?!" - Elsewhere. This has been uttered quite a lot of times, and is usually said be either a female or male character who have together recently became romantically involved. Usually you'll find this in a movie but apparently people say it in real life too.
2) "You've won the battle, but you won't win the war." AND/OR "You've won the battle, but the war ain't over." - Okay okay enough. There's a good chance that if the person won the 'battle' in the first place, that they could win the 'war' too. Am I wrong? And lets say someone does triumph over you in some way and you decide to blurt out this horribly overused line, all you're basically saying is "I'll get you back for this!" You're not gonna win any 'war', you're just gonna respond with a battle of your own. Fag.
3) "He/she is my soulmate". - I'm sorry but they're not. You're just overly giddy because you happen to click with this person more than others, not to mention the fact that you were probably attracted to them in the first place. No one has a soulmate, and even if any two people were absolutely 'perfect' for each other, what are the chances of them even being within 10 miles of each other?
4) "No one could ever love you the way I do." - Anyone who says this should get punched in the face, man or woman, even if their intentions were good. Just because you're absolutely in love with this person doesn't mean the next asshole in line couldn't do the same.
5) ANYONE who uses ANY kind of internet slang/abbreviations (such as LOL, BRB, BTW, IMO, etc) in everyday verbal conversation should be shot in the face immediately. So far I haven't witnessed anybody doing this but I have a feeling they're out there.
Moral of today's lesson kids? Don't leave your porno in the VCR.