So now that we are far enough along in this BP oil disaster to not care anymore (Seriously, you don't care anymore. Don't fucking lie to yourself), I would like to take this time to develop a retarded conspiracy theory because I am bored ( Read more... )

I'm hoping this summer will be the hottest, sweaty-ballsiest summer we've ever had. And I want at least 5 conservative Senators who are twittering about how global warming doesn't exist because it snowed to die of heat exhaustion. I remember when comedians used to joke about how cold it was, like goddamn where is global warming when we need it? I ( Read more... )

Man, I was thinking about unrequited love. I figure it's best to just walk that shit off. Find someone else to be excited about. It's like if you love ice cream but your ice cream man friend won't give you any. Maybe he's got a good reason. It cuts into profits. Who knows? But he likes you as a friend and wants to hang out anyway. It just drives ( Read more... )

I move into the new apartment tomorrow. It is small but it is mine, no one else's. I am happy ( Read more... )

MOVING DAY IS JULY 14 ( Read more... )

I WAS HIRED TODAY ( Read more... )

...that after getting my hair cut splendidly at Upstares Salon yesterday, I received a Very Important Phone Call ( Read more... )

Skydiving = best thing I've ever done in my life ( Read more... )

Interview went well, I'm supposed to hear back within 30 days which is an eternity but it is the God Damned Government after all, it is how they do ( Read more... )

I have an interview towards the end of the month ( Read more... )