omgz where is Al Gore its snowing outside
I'm hoping this summer will be the hottest, sweaty-ballsiest summer we've ever had. And I want at least 5 conservative Senators who are twittering about how global warming doesn't exist because it snowed to die of heat exhaustion. I remember when comedians used to joke about how cold it was, like goddamn where is global warming when we need it? I thought it was funny. Conservatives who were born without any sense of humor or irony actually adopted this as a scientific explanation. That's fucking retarded.*
Global warming is such a wimpy term, no wonder people aren't concerned about it. Global, kind of neutral. Warming...oooh I think of cookies and right-out-of-the-dryer towels. We need Earth Shitstorm or something. Not that the conservatives will care then, they'll all be raptured up before this planet turns to complete shit.
* Sarah Palin better thank the Lord every night for that retarded kid. It's like her invisible shield. Her Get Out of Jail Free Card. Don't criticize me, my kid's retarded. If she didn't have a retarded kid, she wouldn't give a shit about retarded kids.
Global warming is such a wimpy term, no wonder people aren't concerned about it. Global, kind of neutral. Warming...oooh I think of cookies and right-out-of-the-dryer towels. We need Earth Shitstorm or something. Not that the conservatives will care then, they'll all be raptured up before this planet turns to complete shit.
* Sarah Palin better thank the Lord every night for that retarded kid. It's like her invisible shield. Her Get Out of Jail Free Card. Don't criticize me, my kid's retarded. If she didn't have a retarded kid, she wouldn't give a shit about retarded kids.