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Green Day In Singapore
Less than 48 hours to what will be the most epic night in my life, bar none.
I'm not really sure it's sunk in yet. -
This Isn't Happening
JIMMY "THE REV" SULLIVAN
Tue, 12/29/2009 - 05:22
It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan. Jimmy was not only one of the world's best drummers, but more importantly he was our best friend and brother. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Jimmy's family and we hope that you will respect ( Read more... ) -
Twenty Oh Nine
What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?Graduated university with an Honours degree. Sold my soul to the Dev - I mean, gover - wait, I DO mean Devil. Went for a 4-day OBS challenge and jumped off a platform fifteen feet in the air. Bought tickets to a Green Day concert 8 minutes after they went on sale. Pulled off a 2-day camp for 15- ( Read more... ) -
The Many Ways to Kill Bella in New Moon
- Her mondo-severe papercut gets infected and she dies of septicaemia.
- When Edward pushes her away from Jasper, she crashes into the table and dies on impact.
- Jasper eats her.
- She jumps off the cliff. Uh, hello?
- Carlisle notices her touching him inappropriately and bitch slaps her through a window.
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Everything I Needed To Know In Life, I Learnt From New Moon
- Sparkling skin is not necessarily a figure of speech.
- Edward Cullen is a road hazard.
- Red contacts are the shit.
- Thou shalt not covet thy future father-in-law. Or touch him inappropriately. Or touch him. At all.
- When in doubt, take your shirt off.
