Everything I Needed To Know In Life, I Learnt From New Moon

[acc_prez]

1. Sparkling skin is not necessarily a figure of speech.
2. Edward Cullen is a road hazard.
3. Red contacts are the shit.
4. Thou shalt not covet thy future father-in-law. Or touch him inappropriately. Or touch him. At all.
5. When in doubt, take your shirt off.

Comments

[sin_river]

Edward Cullen exhibits 6 of the 7 characteristics necessary to be diagnosed as a sociopath.