Dec 05, 2009 23:46
- Sparkling skin is not necessarily a figure of speech.
- Edward Cullen is a road hazard.
- Red contacts are the shit.
- Thou shalt not covet thy future father-in-law. Or touch him inappropriately. Or touch him. At all.
- When in doubt, take your shirt off.
- It is possible to be nothing more than a CPD - Convenient Plot Device.
- Even though your kung fu is strong, you can still die of a heart attack.
- Dakota Fanning can be a scary little bitch when she wants to. She rocks.
- Deep, dark, unspeakable secrets aren't.
- Papercuts can lead to bloodloss and breakups.
- Just because you survived a fifty foot drop into a freezing, tumultuous ocean doesn't mean you can't knock yourself out on the cliff wall behind you.
- It is perfectly normal to be bipolar, manic depressive and suicidal.
- Jacob's abs can be used for washing your laundry.
- As powerful as the Volturi are, they would be no match for Buffy. Except maybe Dakota - she's badass.
- Running around shirtless in a temperate climate is not just okay, it's MANDATORY.
- 'Facepunch' is a movie worth making.