I died in the Dungeon of Absolut Jmo

I was killed in a cold crypt by Nerwenfaelvirin the dragon, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Shrift, the Dagger of Cigamerisedi, the Sceptre of Music, the Armour of Scotland, the Wand of Monty Python, the Sceptre of Chocolate, the Sword of Theliningsilver, the Shield of Larinzia, a Figurine of Chaodai, the Armour ( Read more... )

Okay. people.
SRSLY.
YOU MUST READ THIS!
And then the comments.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. It is two scanned pages from a published novel - number two in a trilogy - and it has more metaphors, bad ones at that, for a woman's body parts than has ever been assembled before.

Best, worst, published scene EVER! Pee-ess. Manda ( Read more... )

*yoinked from Myn*

( Yeah, I'd do that for a million dollars. )

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Today is the day where my ulcer kicks in. I can hope that the wings, shrimp cocktail, cocktail weenies, chips and salsa, pizza and Steeler cookies will help but I doubt it. A 21 point lead by the Steelers by the end of the first quarter might help -- then again it won't, though that kind of lead with 4 minutes left in the game would be nice ( Read more... )

This was too awesome not to share.

Who wouldn't want to live in Crotch Crescent, Oxford. :|

No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else

Stolen from _ashestobeauty_

In 2009, ( Read more... )

My Pittsburgh Steelers need to stop putting me through such nerve wracking games. Just sayin.