Okay. people.
SRSLY.
YOU MUST READ THIS!
And then the comments.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. It is two scanned pages from a published novel - number two in a trilogy - and it has more metaphors, bad ones at that, for a woman's body parts than has ever been assembled before.

Best, worst, published scene EVER! Pee-ess. Manda ( Read more... )

This was too awesome not to share.

Who wouldn't want to live in Crotch Crescent, Oxford. :|

No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else

I'm home and feeling sickly this weekend which is why I keep posting videoclips. *G*

Click the link to see TONGUE TWISTER TESTICLE CHALLENGE.

If you are of the male persuasion, I suggest you only watch if you are not sensitive when it comes to watching shots to the groin.

This is less damaging than my last post I PROMISE. But, I shall warn you not to be drinking anything while watching this video clip from you tube.

http://www.youtube.com/v/4NDcyQoQ4sY&mode=related&search=