Need a laugh?
Okay. people.
SRSLY.
YOU MUST READ THIS!
And then the comments.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. It is two scanned pages from a published novel - number two in a trilogy - and it has more metaphors, bad ones at that, for a woman's body parts than has ever been assembled before.
Best, worst, published scene EVER!
Pee-ess. Manda gave me the link, so blame her if you're scarred for life.
SRSLY.
YOU MUST READ THIS!
And then the comments.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. It is two scanned pages from a published novel - number two in a trilogy - and it has more metaphors, bad ones at that, for a woman's body parts than has ever been assembled before.
Best, worst, published scene EVER!
Pee-ess. Manda gave me the link, so blame her if you're scarred for life.