♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 23 HorsePOWER ♐ [Video] ♞

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Well, someone is feeling better. Equius is sitting on the floor of the general store, his face and shirt caked in a strange white powder which, upon closer investigation, members of the facility will realize is powdered milk, as evidenced by the canisters behind him on the shelf.

He looks annoyed, but a good deal more relaxed than he has been,

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[tipsytini]

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Who is this

[tipsytini]

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or talked
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[lordsweatyhorse]

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D --> Also your spelling is atrocious and unsuited to a highb100d, even taking seadwellers' natural slowness into account

D --> You will cease these lies at once

[video]

[hung_garian]

[Considering it's coming from someone who's had similar issues with all this confusing milk stuff and would now prefer to experience them from the laughing side rather than the being-laughed-at, this advice really ought to be taken with a pinch of salt. Or at least powdered milk.]

You got the wrong one, pal - you want the condensed sort. Assuming you want it for, y'know, consuming, since that's the one you can actually ingest without having to snort lines of it through a dollar bill.

[video]

[lordsweatyhorse]

What? I haven't found any other sort of milk, here.

[Equius peers at him.]

Where would that sort be? And what consistency is it?

[video]

[hung_garian]

Hey, do I have a name tag on? Am I wearing a store clerk uniform? Am I even in the building?

If the answer to any of those questions was 'no', then chances are I don't work there soooo... why exactly would I know where they keep the milk, hm?

[A pause, while he tries to remember what he was actually asked. And then makes something up, because he's only ever heard of condensed milk, not actually experienced it.]

And to answer the other question, it's kiiiinda like honey? Or, uh, it might be.

[video]

[lordsweatyhorse]

...Well you're no help at all.

I would rather have this than waste my time looking for something that may not even be here. And the idea of milk being the consistency of honey is simply sickening.

[text]

[fountainofcute]

:33 < *ac lurks through the bushes, her supurr strong nose twitching with anticipation and wonderment at the idea of that pawdery milk*
:33 < *she thinks it looks purrticularly delicious!! and she wants a big bowl of it*
:33 < *but she of course cant say any of this beclaws she is occupied with her lurking*

[VIDEO FOREVER]

[lordsweatyhorse]

[CHOKING ON ALL OF THE MILK]

N-...Nepeta?? [/COUGH COUGH CHOKE]

Where are--

[...But it couldn't be his Nepeta.

Meaning...she'll be gone soon.

He cuts off in mid-sentence and just stares anxiously at the camera, coughing pitifully.]

[text]

[fountainofcute]

:|| < *ac is pretty sure her purresence shouldnt be this shocking!*
:33 < *but either way she comfurtingly smacks her moirail on the back with her paw to try to stop him from choking on pawder*
:33 < where are what??

[video]

[lordsweatyhorse]

...Where...where are you?

[His eyes are just. Wide. And so conflicted.]

permavid.

[brevipennate]

[oh this is the guy that was sad the other day. he doesn't look sad now, so nill decides it's okay to give a silent giggle at his powdered milk problem.]

permavid.

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Oh, he recognizes her. He does feel sort of bad for upsetting her.

Equius frowns a little.]

...Do I look foolish? I did try to clean up a bit.

[brevipennate]

[and she felt a little bad for not-quite-laughing, but he didn't seem to be mad about it. still smiling, she holds up her thumb and pointer finger about an inch apart to indicate a little.]

[the_daybreak]

Are you hungry or something?

[what the hell]

I can bring you some real food, you know.

[lordsweatyhorse]

...I just wanted milk. There isn't any normal milk here.

[the_daybreak]

You have to rehydrate it. I can bring you some water and it'll be fine.