♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 23 HorsePOWER ♐ [Video] ♞

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Well, someone is feeling better. Equius is sitting on the floor of the general store, his face and shirt caked in a strange white powder which, upon closer investigation, members of the facility will realize is powdered milk, as evidenced by the canisters behind him on the shelf.

He looks annoyed, but a good deal more relaxed than he has been,

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[hung_garian]

[Considering it's coming from someone who's had similar issues with all this confusing milk stuff and would now prefer to experience them from the laughing side rather than the being-laughed-at, this advice really ought to be taken with a pinch of salt. Or at least powdered milk.]

You got the wrong one, pal - you want the condensed sort. Assuming you want it for, y'know, consuming, since that's the one you can actually ingest without having to snort lines of it through a dollar bill.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

What? I haven't found any other sort of milk, here.

[Equius peers at him.]

Where would that sort be? And what consistency is it?

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[hung_garian]

Hey, do I have a name tag on? Am I wearing a store clerk uniform? Am I even in the building?

If the answer to any of those questions was 'no', then chances are I don't work there soooo... why exactly would I know where they keep the milk, hm?

[A pause, while he tries to remember what he was actually asked. And then makes something up, because he's only ever heard of condensed milk, not actually experienced it.]

And to answer the other question, it's kiiiinda like honey? Or, uh, it might be.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

...Well you're no help at all.

I would rather have this than waste my time looking for something that may not even be here. And the idea of milk being the consistency of honey is simply sickening.

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[hung_garian]

Oh, I see where we've misunderstood each other. I'm not here to help, kid, I'm just bored enough to reply to anything. Especially if schadenfreude looks likely to be involved.

Besides, it's nice. Probably. I mean, it's in fudge, and that's nice, so it's gotta at least be better than trying to eat powder.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

Ugh. Fudge is deplorable.

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[hung_garian]

Seriously? ... now, that's just twisted.

[From the look on his face, you might think Equius had just said he wanted to set babies on fire, or something. He hangs up.]