♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 23 HorsePOWER ♐ [Video] ♞

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Well, someone is feeling better. Equius is sitting on the floor of the general store, his face and shirt caked in a strange white powder which, upon closer investigation, members of the facility will realize is powdered milk, as evidenced by the canisters behind him on the shelf.

He looks annoyed, but a good deal more relaxed than he has been,

Comments

[tipsytini]

ya inorite humans suck bawls

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Who is this

[tipsytini]

weve nevr met befor
or talked
but im a highblood from a diff session
sup

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Impossible
D --> Feferi has the highest b100d possible

D --> Aside from that, troll b100d is never that
D --> Repulsively vibrant

D --> Also your spelling is atrocious and unsuited to a highb100d, even taking seadwellers' natural slowness into account

D --> You will cease these lies at once

[tipsytini]

omg just b/c im a mutant doesnt mean u should make fun of me
i need to go cry to my moirail about htis ur mean

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Stop that

D --> I will not allow you to mock me

[tipsytini]

whos mocking who
u called me a mutant

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> I most certainly did not
D --> You called horself that

D --> Yourself

D --> You are a human and you are making fun of me
D --> I know it

D --> You are making me angry

[tipsytini]

omg ur not gettin black fr me r u
hats not rly my thing
im lookin for a redmance rn

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> I beg your pardon

D --> My quadrants are happily occupied
D --> By actual trolls

[tipsytini]

o no now ur cheatin w/ me
what will our lusus think

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Oh my God
D --> Stop

D --> Stop it

D --> I do not commit infidelities

D --> And never with humans impersonating my proud race

D --> Where the heck are my towels

[tipsytini]

i am the pruodest motherfuckin troll in all of alternia i mean fuck
gosh

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> If you are a troll
D --> What is your symbol

D --> I know what they all are
D --> You cannot f001 me

[tipsytini]

o u mean liek my sign
sagittarius
that 1 w/ the arrow and dashy line

[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> I will break your clavicle