Will turns on his Barry White album to Never Never Gonna Give You Up after whipping up a batch of cookies. All that's left now is the *ding* of the oven...

( Start the song, then click here... )

*tips limo driver, quietly opens the door and slips in ( Read more... )

*hastily scribbled note to Jack, who is napping on the sofa*

Jack,

Got a call from my publicist - they need me to show up at the film festival and give a little face time. Apparently Ed Harris is on another "hippie art retreat" and backed out. I tried calling him and asking him what the hell he thought Woodstock was, but... I think he's high ( Read more... )

*dries head off with towel, runs to bench, turns down practice music - Fat Boy Slim - Smells Like Teen Spirit Remix*

OMG. OMG! It's totally Gwyn's birthday. Gwyn? Because you rock hard core, and because you signed the celibacy contract at the principal's office - seriously: you are AWESOME! Your flower is soooo precious - I have created:

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*huffs*

*friggin' PUFFS*

*contemplates the last known location of my trident*

*possibly need some javelins*

*and a life-sized dummy resembling JACK*

*maybe an aligator pit*

SOME people think I'm ruggedly good looking, I thank you.

Thanks Hugh. I know you were just being polite.

My boyfrie-, my significant oth-.

Son of a bichon frise. Okay:
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*pull the Aston-Martin in the garage, grab my bags and Jack's toothbrush, kick the door open, avoid him hitting the back of my head*

*walks into the master bedroom, moves aside for Jack, then shuts the door*

*sighs*

*kicks off blanket Jack's thrown on top of me*

*follows him outside*

Jack. Jack!

~*~*~*~To Do List~*~*~*~
Saturday, September 10
~*~*~*~

• buy more ice cream
• pack enough things for a few days
• get new toothbrush
• pick up book that is NOT related to DaVinci Code
• knock over bookstands that HAVE the DaVinci code