**last chance saloon**

[_willferrell]

*walks into the master bedroom, moves aside for Jack, then shuts the door*

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[tropnevad]

*innocently*

So. Catnap, is it?

[_willferrell]

*pushes you up against the door, forearms against the wood on either side of your head and kisses you deeply*

[tropnevad]

eep! *oh my. is not turned on at ALL*

*hands grip your shirt, just trying to hang on*

[_willferrell]

*our teeth clack momentarily, mumble a sorry, work over to your neck while one hand drops to tug at your pants and push them down*