GWYN!!!!!
*dries head off with towel, runs to bench, turns down practice music - Fat Boy Slim - Smells Like Teen Spirit Remix*
OMG. OMG! It's totally Gwyn's birthday. Gwyn? Because you rock hard core, and because you signed the celibacy contract at the principal's office - seriously: you are AWESOME! Your flower is soooo precious - I have created:
THE PERFECT CHEER
I got my friends to do it with me, and I have to say.... We totally rock. And in light of recent hallucinations, I think it's only fitting that I had my good friend David Duchovny do it with me. My mom's Apple totally blows chunks, so it's in two parts, but it's all good, right? RIGHT!
I said who's that celeb with a birthday, whee? †
It's me! It's me! †
I said: who's that celeb with a birthday, whee! ‡
It's me! It's me! ‡
UH HUH. UH HUH. UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH.
GWYNETH PALTROW!! WHOOOOO! *herkies, tosses you up into a spin-liberty, goes straight into an AWESOME CUPIE, yells:* COME ON! YEAH! *cradle out to the floor* *high kicks*
† parts one and two, first mirror
‡ second mirror
OMG. OMG! It's totally Gwyn's birthday. Gwyn? Because you rock hard core, and because you signed the celibacy contract at the principal's office - seriously: you are AWESOME! Your flower is soooo precious - I have created:
THE PERFECT CHEER
I got my friends to do it with me, and I have to say.... We totally rock. And in light of recent hallucinations, I think it's only fitting that I had my good friend David Duchovny do it with me. My mom's Apple totally blows chunks, so it's in two parts, but it's all good, right? RIGHT!
I said who's that celeb with a birthday, whee? †
It's me! It's me! †
I said: who's that celeb with a birthday, whee! ‡
It's me! It's me! ‡
UH HUH. UH HUH. UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH.
GWYNETH PALTROW!! WHOOOOO! *herkies, tosses you up into a spin-liberty, goes straight into an AWESOME CUPIE, yells:* COME ON! YEAH! *cradle out to the floor* *high kicks*
† parts one and two, first mirror
‡ second mirror