I have decided to adapt to the ways of these odd humans and become a whore. I cannot remember which of you I have sexed, so please mention it here if we have been sexually intimate and you are not on this list ( Read more... )

Are there no heterosexual men anymore? We must find some. Now.

*thrusts breasts about*

My breasts are cold and lonely.

Dr McKay has also used me for sex and left me. Why does this happen? Do the Earth Humans not respect the power of my breasts? Does their culture lack the knowledge of the divine grace they bestow upon me?

I shall not be treated like this.

Be careful, Dr McKay...

I am leaving the Marxist dialectic as a failed experiment. It did not help me achieve my true goal of obtaining my husband. and it made Elizabeth cry. And the hats looked silly.

The manbabies grow up very quickly. Mine is not even fully gestated.

:feels all sad and inadequate omfg:

The first meeting of the People's Sekrit Revolutionary Force will be tomorrow morning at 11am in Dr McKay's quarters. I look forward to seeing you all there, especially you, Elizabeth, my one true and only love.

Victory shall be ours, Comrades.

I have been very busy of late ensuring that the workers control the means of production. I have considered collctivising the housing, but that would be very effortsome, I feel. We shall struggle on as we are.

The honor of my people is still in question, following the strange unwillingness of my wife and others to assist me in extracting and eating the still-beating heart of Major Sheppard. I do not think that you all realise how vital this is to the friendship between our two peoples. As leader of my people I embody their wholeness, and to have been ( Read more... )

:sniffles:

:attempts to lure husband with her breasts:

:sniffles some more:

I must cut out his heart and eat it raw, Elizabeth. There can be no other way.