(no subject)
The honor of my people is still in question, following the strange unwillingness of my wife and others to assist me in extracting and eating the still-beating heart of Major Sheppard. I do not think that you all realise how vital this is to the friendship between our two peoples. As leader of my people I embody their wholeness, and to have been cruelly mistreated in this manner is an insult not only to me and my perfect breasts, but to all Athosians.
The heart is the traditional method of reparations. When his evil heart is removed and consumed, all slights and insults will be forgotten as though they never occurred.
Thank you in advance for your co-operation in this vital matter.
In other news. Dr Wu has introduced my people to a human concept called "communism". It transpires that we were living in much this way anyway, but he has kindly given us a small red book from which we can learn to apply these teachings more accurately. Flags and a lot of marching seem to be involved. We did not have many flags, but I collectivised our fishing boats and used the left-over workers to make some. They are pretty, if a little pink. Human customs are very strange, but Dr Wu assures me this new regime will help us in our dealings with the Earth people.
Teyla Emmagen
Leader, Athosian People's Republic
The heart is the traditional method of reparations. When his evil heart is removed and consumed, all slights and insults will be forgotten as though they never occurred.
Thank you in advance for your co-operation in this vital matter.
In other news. Dr Wu has introduced my people to a human concept called "communism". It transpires that we were living in much this way anyway, but he has kindly given us a small red book from which we can learn to apply these teachings more accurately. Flags and a lot of marching seem to be involved. We did not have many flags, but I collectivised our fishing boats and used the left-over workers to make some. They are pretty, if a little pink. Human customs are very strange, but Dr Wu assures me this new regime will help us in our dealings with the Earth people.
Teyla Emmagen
Leader, Athosian People's Republic