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[_teyla_]

I am leaving the Marxist dialectic as a failed experiment. It did not help me achieve my true goal of obtaining my husband. and it made Elizabeth cry. And the hats looked silly.

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[r_mckay]

I thought you were married...

[_teyla_]

Major Sheppard has brutally cast me aside while I bear his child. We must find a way to bring him back to me.

[r_mckay]

Oh, you poor dear. :pets: I'm sure you shall survive this. Since we all are :cries for teh shepwhore:

[_teyla_]

Will you help me enslave him with my womanly charms?

:thrusts out said charms:

[_teyla_]

I missed you too much to continue the struggle for the workers.

[_teyla_]

My child is well and shall be born soon I hope. First I must reclaim my husband.

[tehshepwhore]

*Sulks in a corner and glares at Teyla*

Try to seduce me and I'll rip your marvellous, fabulous breasts off.

[_teyla_]

I have Dr McKay now. I don't need you.

[_teyla_]

Yes. We love each other very much.