Like, ow.

I'm still totally wounded from that fight at the hospital. And I'm a lot better fighter than I was that time I fought with stupid Xander Harris. But, like, getting a sword stuck through you hurts!

I'm bored. I reread all my issues of Vogue from the past year. I'm hungry too. Maybe my dumpling will bring me a bloodshake soon.

Okay, so like, the good news? I got the pretty shiny mirror thing away from Angel. Actually what happened was, I was gonna sneak into his office to get it, and I had to sneak past Frankie and that big muscle-y guy who were like arguing in the hallway. I don't think they even saw me go by. Cause they totally wanted the mirror too, and I think ( Read more... )

Like, I want that mirror! The one Angel and Wes and Fern and... what's that one guy's name? I like can never remember. He's always talking about whacking stuff ( Read more... )

I sooooo love L.A.! The shopping is like, so much better than in Sunnydale. They have more Moonlight Madness sales too. My huggy bear is, like, taking me to a club tonight, and I found the coolest dress!

I still like living at the hotel even though everyone here is like totally weird. Fawn and Wes have this totally freaky mirror thing they ( Read more... )

It's been the most totally fun weekend, like, ever since me and my snoogums have lived here! Wesley and Frankie's wedding was sooooo beautiful! I totally would've cried except, like, I didn't wanna mess up my makeup. And my beautiful dress was a hit! Cordy told me she'd never seen one like it before. Then Faith said, "Bet you could see one ( Read more... )

I soooooo found the perfect dress to wear to Wes and Fawn's wedding! Like, ohmigod! It's so now! And green is like totally one of my colors!


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Oooooooooh beer and blood!

*giggle*

Like I think I'm sorta tipsy! But beer and blood taste goooooood together!

*hic*

*trips and falls down*

Owwwww.

Like, could someone come and help me get up?

So, like I totally don't get it. Why would Angel think he had a kid? Well, duh, I know he's human now, but he was a vampire! Vampires can't, like, repopulate. Ummm no, I mean regenerate. Something ( Read more... )

Double Chocolate Blood Cookies

Cake mix (chocolate)
1/2 c. self-rising flour
2/3 c. fresh blood
2 eggs
6 oz. chocolate chips
1/2 c. nuts

Mix above ingredients. Drop on cookie sheet and bake 8-10 minutes at 350. Drizzle with blood sauce.
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Like, wow. The kitchen's totally a mess. And I got flour on my designer apron!

*panics*

...if I don't, like, stop having nightmares I'm so going to stake myself! As if I would wear rings and bracelets from Claire's. They'd like turn my fingers and wrists green! And like there's nooooo way I'd have sex with that Rupert guy from Survivor! He's all like hairy and sweaty and ewwwww!

Last night? I dreamed I was totally bald.

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