OK, the avoidy shit? Got to stop.

Ever since I woke up a few days ago, folks been dancin' on eggshells around me. Like they gonna say something and WHAM! It's Manchurian Candidate time.

I mean, yeah, I know they pulled me outta Wolfram & Hart. And yeah, I know that I don't know what I was doin' up in there, and neither does anybody else. ( Read more... )

Whoa.

Feels like I slept for a fuckin' month. And not in that "wow, I feel like I could go ten rounds with Superman" kind of way. In that "man, it feels like I ain't moved in a month" kind of way.

Head feels all fuzzy. Like I had the damnedest dream. Don't remember nothin' but bits and pieces, flashes mostly. Probably like Cordy when she ( Read more... )

Head hurts like a bitch, man. Feels like I got twice the hangover and half the fun. Last thing I remember, I...

...I...

...oh, shit.

Last thing I remember is bein' stuck with Willow and a bunch of freaky chicks in blue robes back in the past...and there was a big bright light...

...and Angel Angelus...

...and he...

...oh, shit.I think I was ( Read more... )

Now these fuckers got me locked up in my own damn office?!?

Security says it's a "precaution." Like hell. Partners probably still pissed about that damn hot dog.

Ri-goddamn-diculous.

Fuck this, man.

I feel like I'm bein' watched.

Ever since I went out to lunch a few days ago -- lunch, man, for a friggin' half-hour! -- I been feeling like folks 'round here been giving me the hairy eyeball.

Hell, felt like I was being watched then, too, but that was probably just 'cause I hadn't been outside in forever.

I mean, I know the ( Read more... )

One thing I gotta say about working in Special Projects, man...if you ain't claustrophobic when you get here, you'll be close pretty soon. 'Cause these folks won't let you out.

File this, research that, write a report on this...hey, OK, I know this ain't some piddly-ass claims court shit we working with. I know there's a lot of folks in a bunch ( Read more... )

Christian been loosening the reins on me. Letting me take on some things by myself. You'd think that was a good thing, right?

My assAs in, I been workin' it off even more since he decided I "needed to spread my wings in the firm" in that damned irritating accent of his. The one that always makes it sound like he talking down his nose at me. ( Read more... )

Man, my brain feels like it been stuffed full with a ton of shit, emptied out, then re-stuffed.

I went to law school. Thought I did pretty damn good. Wrapped my head around a lotta legalese and figured I'd make a pretty damn good lawyer.

But then Christian Ryan comes along after I get promoted here at Wolfram & Hart and starts in with all that ( Read more... )

OK, so, been a few days since I been on this thing. That's 'cause things been hella busy with all this promotion jazz at work.

Meetings out the ass. Gotta get acquainted with this person here, that demon there. Gotta get up to speed on some cases in the pipeline, in case some bad shit go down. Gotta get clearances all over the office to work ( Read more... )

Damn, I didn't have this in mind when I woke up this morning ( Read more... )