So like, okay. I've been all travelling in time and that sucked. It's not like the movies where you totally meet some hot guy and fall in love and like, get all desperate because you can't get back to them and it's like tragic. Well, I did meet a hot guy named Christian and totally made out with him a few times, but I am like never falling in ( Read more... )

So like, okay, there's one good thing about this weird future-y world we're in. That hot lawyer guy. Like, ohmigod.

What? I may be totally stuck here forever, and it's not gonna be without a hot guy around.

That weird Slayer girl is starting to be all broodariffic like Angel. Ew. Like one of him wasn't enough. They should both get over ( Read more... )

So, okay, like whatever. I'm sooooo tired of this place.

It was kinda fun at first after I totally ditched El Broodo and got out of this slummy ghetto-looking part of future world. I went up to the top, where everything's cleaner. There's still enough big buildings where I can stay inside, because hello? Vampire! Sun is not a good thing ( Read more... )

Okay, so whatever, I should've known that there'd be some huge disaster in going to Buffy's birthday party. I mean, c'mon, Buffy. Please. But you know like I was bored with my muffin-cake in Romania... or is it Bulgaria? I can never keep up with all those -arias. There's sooooo many of them ( Read more... )

Bored. Bored. I am like, so, soooo freaking bored.

There's totally nothing to do around here! Faith went running off to Sunnydale - again - and I have no idea why she's always going there. They don't have any decent stores! And Angel, the guy with glasses and the other guy keep sitting around looking at this thing that looks like a brick. ( Read more... )

My baby's sending a car for me today 'cause I'm going back to L.A.! I've had a totally awesome time here at Ev's, but he wants me to come home because he misses me. Awwww! Isn't that so sweet ( Read more... )

I've been having sooooo much fun here at Ev's! Ev is so cool to hang out with because she loves pretty clothes as much as I do! She wasn't here for a few days because, like, a bunch of people went all time-travely through a painting. I still totally don't get why they did that, but anyway! They all came back so who cares?

My sugar muffin ( Read more... )

So, like, omigod! Ev called me this morning right before I was gonna go to bed and asked me to come visit her in Sunnydale! I love Ev! I haven't seen her for, like, ever! She was saying something about a painting that was magic and some bad guys and stuff. Like, she asked me if I'd help guard the painting ( Read more... )

Okay, so like that bald guy is mad at me because I didn't pick up Faith and bring her out of the basement! Whatever! She was all dirty and gross! And I just had a manicure! I was so not gonna be carrying her around! Do I look like a manual laborer ( Read more... )

Frieda is so spaztastic about the rats; it's totally entertaining! I don't see what the big deal is. Like, you know, they don't have a lot of blood in them, but they're still kinda tasty. I should go offer to catch the ones in the kitchen for her. Vampire reflexes, wheeee!

There's like nothing else to do here anyway. I should get my sweet ( Read more... )