the perks of being one for the time being.

[_blackrider]

::decides to stand at the darkest corner of a street and scare shadows::

... BOO! HISSHISS! BoOoo! >:D

::gets scared when the sound echoes back::

o_O!! ;______;

[Count Olaf Jim Carey, y'all.]

Comments

[mouth_o_sauron]

*watches you and shakes his head*

Oi. You. Seen Bob around?

[_blackrider]

Regard me with respect, mouthpiece! I'm feeling teriibly ominous. Don't make me do something you'll regret lat...

::fixes a suspicious eye at you::

Have you seen Bob?

[mouth_o_sauron]

>.<

I'm asking you because I haven't seen him lately and he's been trying to wraith himself up.

[_blackrider]

Is this entrapment? Are you trying to...OH. No. I miss Bob. He'd make a great wraith if he just stopped being, you know, a non-wraith type.

[_annatar]

*facepalm*

[_blackrider]

What? Do I have something on my nose? Oh wait. I don't have a nose. It is an e-lusion. All the more reason for me to angst and hiss.

[_annatar]

No, nothing on your nose. You might need a hankie for the tears on your cheek, though. :S

[_blackrider]

::turns away from you in a flurry of brocade black robes::

I never wanted you to see me like this. Forgive me if I fear fear itself. It's scary!

[meldamelisse]

Hello, wraith.

[_blackrider]

::bares rotting fangs::

'ello, little one. Care to be scared?

[meldamelisse]

*smirks*

It'll take a little more than you to instill fear in me, I'm afraid.

[_blackrider]

Indifference is the bane of existence, mah dear. You should know there's a lot more going on in here...

::poinys a gnarled finger towards his robe::

...than even a perversed mind like yours cannot handle.

[bob_the_wraith]

Uhm. . . hello?

[_blackrider]

Bob! How's it hanging?

[bob_the_wraith]

Well. . .it hasn't rotted off yet.

[_blackrider]

Hang on to it, bro.

::draws you closer to hiss sympathetically::

How are things with daddums Master?