the perks of being one for the time being.

[_blackrider]

::decides to stand at the darkest corner of a street and scare shadows::

... BOO! HISSHISS! BoOoo! >:D

::gets scared when the sound echoes back::

o_O!! ;______;

[Count Olaf Jim Carey, y'all.]

Comments

[meldamelisse]

Hello, wraith.

[_blackrider]

::bares rotting fangs::

'ello, little one. Care to be scared?

[meldamelisse]

*smirks*

It'll take a little more than you to instill fear in me, I'm afraid.

[_blackrider]

Indifference is the bane of existence, mah dear. You should know there's a lot more going on in here...

::poinys a gnarled finger towards his robe::

...than even a perversed mind like yours cannot handle.

[meldamelisse]

Flattered, but I don't think your Master would take kindly to you propositioning me.

[_blackrider]

Wot master? Daddeh? Oh. That Master.

...whatchu doing with him? :|

[meldamelisse]

*eyeroll*

What do you think?

[_blackrider]

:::hunches over in thought::

You are draining out his blood through a flesh wound and wish to reduce him to an eyeball again by slowly draining him of his powers? You will never succeed for he is the mighty, the everlasting, the great...

::goes on and on::

[meldamelisse]

...

No, that's definitely NOT what I've been doing to Sauron.

Plus all things considered, I prefer Sauron as he is. >:)

[_blackrider]

:;gasps!!::

You two are involved in the merger of various dangly bits frequently!

:O!!!!!

Is it fun? >:D

[meldamelisse]

...

I'm not answering that.

[_blackrider]

Why not? It's not like we are going to report your story to the Ent Porn Digest.

[meldamelisse]

Because it's none of your business.

[_blackrider]

Geez, yeah, okay. And Mouth calls US touchy.

[meldamelisse]

Gah! What is it with wraiths?!!?!

[_blackrider]

We are SPECIAL. >:]