the perks of being one for the time being.

[_blackrider]

::decides to stand at the darkest corner of a street and scare shadows::

... BOO! HISSHISS! BoOoo! >:D

::gets scared when the sound echoes back::

o_O!! ;______;

[Count Olaf Jim Carey, y'all.]

Comments

[_annatar]

*facepalm*

[_blackrider]

What? Do I have something on my nose? Oh wait. I don't have a nose. It is an e-lusion. All the more reason for me to angst and hiss.

[_annatar]

No, nothing on your nose. You might need a hankie for the tears on your cheek, though. :S

[_blackrider]

::turns away from you in a flurry of brocade black robes::

I never wanted you to see me like this. Forgive me if I fear fear itself. It's scary!

[_annatar]

I think that those whimpering noises you're currently making might lessen the effect, yes.

[_blackrider]

::stands up straight so swiftly, he thinks he has broken his back bone::

::covers it up with a wide malicious looking grin::

That's...uh...for the effect. It makes the prey less suspicious of us and then we strike and rip out the enemies heart and make hand puppets out of their vital organs.

[_annatar]

If you say so.

[_blackrider]

Why, don't you believe us? :S

[_annatar]

I believe that you're actually fretting.

[_blackrider]

...aren't we supposed to fret in awe of you and seek your constant approval?