the perks of being one for the time being.

[_blackrider]

::decides to stand at the darkest corner of a street and scare shadows::

... BOO! HISSHISS! BoOoo! >:D

::gets scared when the sound echoes back::

o_O!! ;______;

[Count Olaf Jim Carey, y'all.]

Comments

[bob_the_wraith]

Uhm. . . hello?

[_blackrider]

Bob! How's it hanging?

[bob_the_wraith]

Well. . .it hasn't rotted off yet.

[_blackrider]

Hang on to it, bro.

::draws you closer to hiss sympathetically::

How are things with daddums Master?

[bob_the_wraith]

Er. . . that sounds like a plan.

He spends all of his time fawning over that witch. >:| *pout*

[_blackrider]

::wriggles eyebrows::

So I have come to know...she's the same midget who used to tap dance like a mad pop-corn inside a hot pan, right? Maybe if you tried being more vicious...he'd pay attention to you.

[bob_the_wraith]

Well, I've been taking a few lessons from Mouth. . . but he's not a wraith of course.

[_blackrider]

Why don't you come and join us for a bloody mary sometime? There's always room for one more in the Robe and you can pick some neat pointers how to dismember people for fun and being sinister for no reason in particular.

I'm guessing Master is attracted to the rough side of people, if you know what I mean.

[bob_the_wraith]

Don't mind if I do. *cackle*

[_blackrider]

::parts the Robe to let you in, giving you a rare peek of the little universe inside::

Everything and anything you'd ever want to get in-touch with your wraithness. I believe Number Four even gives lectures about getting in touch with your inner gayness but it is wasted on us, us being neither here, not there, you know?

Get you a drink?

[bob_the_wraith]

Oooohh, very nice accomodations. . . er, yes, I can still drink, that would be nice. *looks around for Number Four*

[_blackrider]

::gets you a really bloody drink::

::Number Four follows surrounded by a cloud of ominous and sensuous mist::

Welcome to enliiightment. Would you like to state your gender for clearence?

[bob_the_wraith]

Er. . .male. Does that change when one becomes fully wraithy?

[_blackrider]

Trust me, you do not want to go there. When you become a full-fledged Wraith, you loose your dangly bits and must employ other methods to, you know, please yourself. But there are ways in which you can keep your gender as well as be someone heinously ominous. It takes vigilance and study!

[bob_the_wraith]

. . .

Should I be taking notes, here?

[_blackrider]

Aren't you already? :S