That a pair of David's would be so much fun.

*evil laugh*

Angel Dave even cried for me. The poor precious angel squeezed out a few tears. They were ...mmm delicious.

*goes up to where Nick said the Risen were*

*rages*

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY? THEY'RE NOT HERE! I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!

*trashes Nick and Chris' place*

FUCKING, SHIT SUCKING RISEN! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE YOUR WINGS BURNT OFF!

*practically skips into John's office*

*slams the door behind himself*

*approaches Michael, one hand running over the boy's smooth scalp*

You won't believe what I just found out.

I almost feel like singing.

Deck the halls with bloody entrails ( Read more... )

*lines up pictures of the Risenlings ( Read more... )

*sets a few of the new demons on fire*

*sets a few orphanages on fire*

*gives the Pope hemorroids*

*sighs*

Fuck.

ANOTHER ONE ROSE!!! ANOTHER!!! JOHN WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT AN END TO THIS SHIT AND ANOTHER ONE OF THEM FUCKING ROSE!!! I WAS OUT FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT!!!!

FUCKERS!!!

DIE RISENLINGS! DIE!

*looks around sneakily*

*sneaks up the surface*

*goes into the Birthing room of the nearest hospital*

I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE SHIT THAT LAUNCHED THOSE POTATOES!

*proceeds on for another half an hour*

Someone get me a virgin. Or a lot of virgins. This is going to be a long fucking night.

*swerves all over the road as potatoes rain down*

MOTHERFUCKERS!! I'M GOING TO KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!

*proceeds to curse for a good 10 minutes as the swerving continues*

WHAT IS THAT FUCKING STENCH??