*pulls out the Hummer*

Anyone going topside, better get in.

Ooooh the angels are having a wedding.

*dances around prissily, mockingly*

Oooh.

I have been made aware of huge lists of people where they claim things... I have tried my hand at this.

I claimed:
demon_james at claim_a_bitch

demon_james at claim_a_ljuser

carlajane at claim_a_ljwifey.

My evilness for the day is complete.

My fangirl has completed her great work.

I am very pleased.

Now I can drag her to hell and make her my Persephone, or perhaps Lilith....

*doubles over in pain*

When the Morningstar first gave us these contraptions, I thought he had clearly gone mad. But this morning after wrestling with it for HOURS to get it to do my bidding, I have determined that they are Demon-worthy. I foresee a great many souls falling because of the ire that these machines create.

OOC Warning for Bloodplay in comments

ANOTHER FUCKING PAIR OF DEMONS ROSE!!!!!

ANOTHER!!!!!

THOSE FUCKING EVIL RISEN SHITS! I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM!!! IF THERE IS A WAY TO KILL THEM ALL I WILL FIND IT!!!!

OOC Note: Anything behind the cut tag is NC-17 for extreme violence, torture, gore, etc. Click at own risk.I'd almost forgotten how beautifully Nick screams. It's like music, almost like soothing balm to me. It's really not my fault that I kept doing things to keep that going, but his vocal cords gave out long before the rest of his body did ( Read more... )

That little shit Nick got me good. Fucking Love Oil of all things, and now I have a heart. I can fucking feel it in my chest. How fucking disgusting.

*starts plotting his revenge*