Because my evilness knows no bounds

[demon_viggo]

I have been made aware of huge lists of people where they claim things... I have tried my hand at this.

I claimed:
demon_james at claim_a_bitch

demon_james at claim_a_ljuser

carlajane at claim_a_ljwifey.

My evilness for the day is complete.

Comments

[demon_james]

*I just stare.*

Hope your WIFEY's not too fragile, Viggo, after all, she's the one who'll have to take care of your 'conjugal' needs now, being a WIFE and all that sodding rot.

*I mumble something about being highly bloody undervalued.*

[demon_viggo]

*snickers*

Now pet, I'm a demon. We don't make the same vows as those stupid angels.

[demon_james]

*I shrug*

Still, you want to make her your sodding 'Persephone' and whatnot. You never get bloody poetic on me! Best you can usually say to me is 'On your knees, pet. Now!'. M'seeing where this is going, Viggo. M'not blind. She's just a Minion for Hell's sake!

*I begin to wonder if Angel Sean would grant me asylum if Viggo started to rip my sodding innards out.*

[demon_viggo]

*glee*

C'mon, give me more of your jealousy...