Woah!

[demon_viggo]

*swerves all over the road as potatoes rain down*

MOTHERFUCKERS!! I'M GOING TO KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!

*proceeds to curse for a good 10 minutes as the swerving continues*

WHAT IS THAT FUCKING STENCH??

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[demon_lilith]

*Lilith waits to see if Viggo will drive them into the side of building... and is only mildly disappointed when he doesn't. The fire would likely cause the young ones to disappear in fright since they likely haven't felt how nicely flames can feel on the skin when you're in the right mood for it.*

My guess would be that the wedding reception is finally over.

*Lilith topples back and forth on top of the others, taking the opportunity to do a little groping, although that does leave bloody smears in some very interesting places.*

[demon_viggo]

*yells more (mostly in anger) as David disappears, the hot potato lands in his lap, and he's pretty sure there are more than two hands groping him*

What in the -- oh yeah right there -- hey, goddammit, FUCK!

[demon_duchovny]

*Stares in disbelief as a potato shatters the windshield. Well, at least it isn’t toads.*

Son of a bitch!

*Only one angel could be this diabolical. And I’m pretty sure I know who it is.*

Sorry to grope and run, Lilith, but there’s someone I need to see.

*Dissappears*

[demon_viggo]

*screams as another hot potato flies in and lands directly on his lap*

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

*swerves more in an attempt to get the potato out of his lap*

[demon_lilith]

*Lilith frowns as David (and his rather impressive body) disappears*

Bloody hell... I was using that.

*Throwing herself back into the corner of the seat, Lilith pouts a moment before smiling broadly.*

Killing them isn't going to solve anything Viggo, my precious. They won't die. I've got a better idea. I've got a special project I've been wanting to try. Give me a few hours and I think I can bring us a wonderful new toy to play with... and if he's willing... they can't complain upstairs, can they?

*Lilith vanishes as well, quite confident that she'll be able to fetch a lovely new toy for her and Viggo to play with if he's as lonely and naive as she thinks he is.*

[demon_viggo]

*starts to say something but Lilith disappears*

This had better be good.

[demon_leick]

*shrieks when the potato shatters the windscreen*

FUCKING BLOODY FUCKING WANKERS!

*grabs a bit of glass and jabs it into her palm, furiously sucking at the blood that wells up*

[demon_viggo]

*looks over at the new girl*

Even for a girl that's fucking sexy.

[demon_leick]

*glances up at Viggo, blood dripping off my chin*

Whassat yer saying mate?

*glares at the potato on the dashboard and flings at a cat out the window*

[demon_viggo]

Blood. Is. Fucking. Hot.

*looks around for Lilith and James*