Woah!

[demon_viggo]

*swerves all over the road as potatoes rain down*

MOTHERFUCKERS!! I'M GOING TO KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!

*proceeds to curse for a good 10 minutes as the swerving continues*

WHAT IS THAT FUCKING STENCH??

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[demon_leick]

*shrieks when the potato shatters the windscreen*

FUCKING BLOODY FUCKING WANKERS!

*grabs a bit of glass and jabs it into her palm, furiously sucking at the blood that wells up*

[demon_viggo]

*looks over at the new girl*

Even for a girl that's fucking sexy.

[demon_leick]

*glances up at Viggo, blood dripping off my chin*

Whassat yer saying mate?

*glares at the potato on the dashboard and flings at a cat out the window*

[demon_viggo]

Blood. Is. Fucking. Hot.

*looks around for Lilith and James*

[demon_leick]

*smirks*

Got that damn right. I practically live off it.

*goes back to sucking*

[demon_viggo]

*watches avidly and almost ends up wrecking the hummer again*

[demon_leick]

*sighs and holds up my hand to your face*

Eyes on the road mister.

[demon_viggo]

Hey, no touching.

*snarls and hits the gas*

[demon_james]

*appears in the Hummer*

What the bloody, sodding HELL is going on? Sodding angels. Sodding reign of potatoes.

*glances at the new girl and stifles a growl*

What Viggo said, luv, no touching my Sexy Beast of a Master.

*purrs at Viggo*

[demon_viggo]

*pets James*

Just remember who owns your ass pet.

[demon_james]

*presses himself up against Viggo purring incessently*

Oh, I know, Viggo. Don't think I'm likely to bloody well forget it, since you always keep me nice and sore.

*snickers and squirms*

[demon_viggo]

*laughs*

And you enjoy every minute of it, pet.

*leans over and nips at your ear*

[demon_leick]

*raises an eyebrow at the new arrival in the Hummer*

Wasn't going to. As far as I'm concerned he's all yours.

*Peering at the blood on her hand*

This, however, is mine.

*attacking it ferociously again*

[demon_viggo]

*watches the two of them*

*smirks*