Setting a course for disaster (Bernard, Titans ensemble, PG-13, Teen Titans/Robin)

[1_900_mimicry]

Title: Setting a course for disaster
Author: Mimic
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble. Tim/Kon, Tim/Bernard, and various others hinted.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't play for keeps. DC owns them.
Notes: Crack! Spawned in chat, with Pixie wanting Bernard to meet the Titans. Lots of crack.
Feedback: Heck yeah!
Word Count: 1600

Comments

[jij]

Man, you definitely make we wish I knew Bernard a little better (um, heck, at ALL) with these three stories. :) Again, since I really DON'T know him I can't appreciate a lot of it, but this one cracked me up with Kon, and Bart zipping in and out everything, and Bernard being totally cool. :)

The glare he gets, well, he isn't actually sure if Kon has developed heat vision or not, but it seems safe to lean towards 'yes'.

Hehehe. Also loved him just asking Bart his name like that. Bart would just tell him, too. So Bart...

[1_900_mimicry]

Bernard is definitely a lot of fun, though unfortunately knowing what little canon there is of him meaning braving Willingham.

Thanks! I'm having trouble believing I even *wrote* this, but I'm glad you liked it. It was a crack up to write.

[naughty__pixie]

There are times when words, random but logical, are necessary to prevent acts of violence.

Gotham boys all think alike. hehehehe

Bernard pauses. "The black is nice. The lack of yellow similarly exciting."

similarly exciting..... DIESSSSS. STILL DIESSSS

"Then what *is* he?" It's almost a whine, which Tim would at least think about investigating further if it weren't today, and. Kon is still staring at him.

He can't quite stop smirking. "Persistant."

Best.Bat.Answer.Ever.
LOL!!!!!!!
and yes really Timmy, you need to *think* about that. really a lot.

The next time Kid Flash returns he's drinking coffee.

He has the sudden desire to dial 911.

Yes really yes!!

He also doesn't appear to know the meaning of 'compromise', at least, not in any human fashion Bernard recognizes.

not when the green-eyed monster is perched on his head and taking up massive amounts of space, no.

Superboy's staring at him with interest. "You thought Tim made her up?" He looks like he wants to grin

[1_900_mimicry]

Best.Bat.Answer.Ever.
LOL!!!!!!!
and yes really Timmy, you need to *think* about that. really a lot.

It's a shame Tim is working on not thinking as much as he possibly can during this.

HEH!! he SO WOULD!!! man nothing i love more than Bonding-over-Tim's-freakyness Kon/Bernard

You know, a day ago that title wasn't even in either of out vocabularies.

Which scares me. Just so you know.

Bernard, the world coolest and most blase-at-everything spy. LOL!!

You're totally making me want to write that AU.

[naughty__pixie]

It's a shame Tim is working on not thinking as much as he possibly can during this.

I thought Bats could never afford self-denial... oh wait.

You know, a day ago that title wasn't even in either of out vocabularies.

Love and learn i say. Nothing *else* is worth the torture anyhow. *grins*

but really..

Bonding-over-Tim's-freakyness Kon/Bernard

it has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Which scares me. Just so you know.

and yet...*g*

Bernard, the world coolest and most blase-at-everything spy. LOL!!

You're totally making me want to write that AU.

*chokes* oh gods! now you have *me* thinking it!!!

[naughty__pixie]

The glare he gets, well, he isn't actually sure if Kon has developed heat vision or not, but it seems safe to lean towards 'yes'.

He sighs, and pulls off his sunglasses. "I wouldn't mind sleeping with him," he says seriously.

Kon, well. Twitches.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH Bernard, the delicate little sledgehammer.

"Not through lack of trying. I'm sure you can relate."

..the *merciless* and *cruel* little sledgehammer.

"Okay, that's too good. I'm getting Raven."

oh gods oh gods! Raven as well! *DIESSSS*

"Huh. Do they mind?"
He smirks. "They don't know."
Kid Flash's eyes go wide behind the mask. Bernard continues to smirk.
"That's creepy."
He probably shouldn't feel proud.

HAHAHAHAH !! it must be a Gothamite thing. They all love to freak superpowered hero's out. Look at what Matches regularly does to Clark after all. *grins* (yes, *that* fic)

"Bart!"

"They both want you. Like Kon does this *twitch* thing --"

Poor Robin. 3 very hot males want into his hot bod, whatever *shall* he do? (NO BRUCIE MOMENTS!!! NO! JUST NO!)

Bernard can

[1_900_mimicry]

I hate when you give me lists.

I *like* lists.

Stop that.

"you know, when your father encouraged you to make friends with regular children, I do not believe he meant children like *you*, exactly."

*choke* Bwahahaha.

I love you too. Obviously.

[naughty__pixie]

I hate when you give me lists.

I *like* lists.

I *know*.

Stop that.

Let me think about that....*no*. *grins*

I love you too. Obviously.

Really? *How* much do you love me? *grins with teeth*

[kat8cha]

~is giggling very very hard~ This was amazing. <3

[1_900_mimicry]

<3 Thanks.

[bumpkin_is]

Soooo loved this!! Heh! You have a great Bernard voice - crackfic notwithstanding. I would love to see what you could do with a longer fic with Bernard as one of your main characters since you seem to have a firm grasp on where you think he should have come from. (Man I hope that made sense...) Anyway, this was great and I really look forward to any more that you might share in the future.

keep penning,
Marns
~pobody's Nerfect

PS: He would mention something about velosity[should be 'velocity'] and that really *not* helping if he wasn't trying to avoid puking.

[1_900_mimicry]

Thank you, it was fun to write, even if it sort of breaks my brain to look back at *now*.

I've told others I can really only turn out one huge fic featuring very minor characters in the spotlight, and I like to think 'Sparks' fits that bill when it comes to Bernard.

Still, my will power is weak.

(Thanks for the typo check. I didn't even *try* editing this. *goes off to do that*)

[naughty__pixie]

I would love to see what you could do with a longer fic with Bernard as one of your main characters since you seem to have a firm grasp on where you think he should have come from.

.............................

I really don't *have* to say more, do i?