Setting a course for disaster (Bernard, Titans ensemble, PG-13, Teen Titans/Robin)

[1_900_mimicry]

Title: Setting a course for disaster
Author: Mimic
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble. Tim/Kon, Tim/Bernard, and various others hinted.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't play for keeps. DC owns them.
Notes: Crack! Spawned in chat, with Pixie wanting Bernard to meet the Titans. Lots of crack.
Feedback: Heck yeah!
Word Count: 1600

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[naughty__pixie]

There are times when words, random but logical, are necessary to prevent acts of violence.

Gotham boys all think alike. hehehehe

Bernard pauses. "The black is nice. The lack of yellow similarly exciting."

similarly exciting..... DIESSSSS. STILL DIESSSS

"Then what *is* he?" It's almost a whine, which Tim would at least think about investigating further if it weren't today, and. Kon is still staring at him.

He can't quite stop smirking. "Persistant."

Best.Bat.Answer.Ever.
LOL!!!!!!!
and yes really Timmy, you need to *think* about that. really a lot.

The next time Kid Flash returns he's drinking coffee.

He has the sudden desire to dial 911.

Yes really yes!!

He also doesn't appear to know the meaning of 'compromise', at least, not in any human fashion Bernard recognizes.

not when the green-eyed monster is perched on his head and taking up massive amounts of space, no.

Superboy's staring at him with interest. "You thought Tim made her up?" He looks like he wants to grin.

"Wouldn't he?" He stares at the 'S', raising an eyebrow.

Superboy laughs. "Dude. He so *would*."

HEH!! he SO WOULD!!! man nothing i love more than Bonding-over-Tim's-freakyness Kon/Bernard

"Kon?"

"Ohshit."

Gone. Again. Bernard sighs.

Bernard, the world coolest and most blase-at-everything spy. LOL!!

"You don't trust Zippy over there with State secrets, or else I'll have to fear for my life and my country."

He prides himself on not sounding dazed.

Tim let's his head fall against the wall with a 'thump'. He does it several more times. Bernard briefly considers joining him. "What did he tell you?"

"Is Kon short for something, or is that just how aliens do it?"

Tim covers his masked face with a gloved hand, and groans.

and really, i have to highlight all of this because - FUNNY!!!
Kon - the way Aliens Do It. (See Clark choke to death) (and oh gods now i am thinking

Gone. Bernard fixes his hair.

of course he does.
...i'm actually just waiting for him to get his hands on *Bart's* hair. (that can fill a fic on its own, methinks)

"So *are* you --"

"No."
"*Really*?"
Tim glares.
"Then how about with --"
"No, Bart."
"Suuuure."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a sudden 'thunk' from around the corner. Cassie peers around only to find Robin banging his head against the wall.

Poor poor Robin. when the world and fangirls conspire....

[1_900_mimicry]

Best.Bat.Answer.Ever.
LOL!!!!!!!
and yes really Timmy, you need to *think* about that. really a lot.

It's a shame Tim is working on not thinking as much as he possibly can during this.

HEH!! he SO WOULD!!! man nothing i love more than Bonding-over-Tim's-freakyness Kon/Bernard

You know, a day ago that title wasn't even in either of out vocabularies.

Which scares me. Just so you know.

Bernard, the world coolest and most blase-at-everything spy. LOL!!

You're totally making me want to write that AU.

[naughty__pixie]

It's a shame Tim is working on not thinking as much as he possibly can during this.

I thought Bats could never afford self-denial... oh wait.

You know, a day ago that title wasn't even in either of out vocabularies.

Love and learn i say. Nothing *else* is worth the torture anyhow. *grins*

but really..

Bonding-over-Tim's-freakyness Kon/Bernard

it has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Which scares me. Just so you know.

and yet...*g*

Bernard, the world coolest and most blase-at-everything spy. LOL!!

You're totally making me want to write that AU.

*chokes* oh gods! now you have *me* thinking it!!!