Heyy. I'm alive. I forgot I had this thing.

Heads up, I'm pretty inebriated. That's probably why I'm taking the time out of my day off to post shit on here.

So I was heading to my mom's house to steal one of her fans for the summer. It's about midnight--foggy out, no one around, kinda hidden from the city. I'm driving down her hidden drive deal, ( Read more... )

So, my friend Justin is in jail for 28 days for something he didn't do, and to pass the time, we've been writing letters back and forth to each other. Here's my latest.

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So the other night, as I pulled into my parents' driveway, I saw this raccoon chillin' on the bed of my dad's pickup truck. Once it saw me, it stopped for a second, then continued digging through trash and shit, and it eventually ran off. So I got an idea. My parents have this raccoon trap in their basement. So, I grabbed it, and I thought, "Hey. I ( Read more... )

Fuckin' A, I can't even do FUNERALS right ( Read more... )

I really don't have much luck with cops when I get pulled over. It all started ( Read more... )

I was driving down Fisher Rd. this morning, and this dumb bitch in front of me kept tapping her break pedal just to fuck with me. (I wasn't tailing her, either.) So I get to the lane next to them so I didn't have to keep breaking, and I gave 'em the finger. Next, they speed up really far, and this girl on the passenger side gets ALL the way out of ( Read more... )

Well, you all remember the deer urine I spoke of a few entries ago, right? Yes, well, I am an idiot. I think it would be wise to leave it at that ( Read more... )

I think I killed a man ( Read more... )

Okay, so the apartment on High St ( Read more... )

So I'm at the Hilliard library, and I just sat down to the public access internet computers so I can do some French shit, and there's this gigantic kid next to me. Seriously a 450lbs kid, EASY. His/her breathing even has that raaaaaaaaaaaaaaspy breathing. I don't know if it's a guy, or a butch lesbian. He/she has headphones on, looking at pictures ( Read more... )