I'm not insensitive, I just have a sense of humor.

[04829]

Fuckin' A, I can't even do FUNERALS right

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[shift]

I think if I died and there were an afterlife and I was able to watch at least my own funeral, I'd be happy to know that the people I leave behind are having a good time..

[04829]

Oh lord, I hope you're not being sarcastic. I'd feel terrible, haha. But if it makes you feel any better, I'd play obnoxious gangsta rap at your funeral.

..With strippers.
..And alcohol.
..Hell, I could turn it into a pseudo-bachlorette funeral party.

[shift]

I wasn't! I think dying'd be less unsettling if I knew that what's left behind is alright with the natural uh.. unfolding of the universe and whatnot (:

You're totally invited to my funeral. It's next week. Be there, or I'll haunt you.

[retrovixen]

i'm going to spring load your coffin so your stiff corpse will just stand straight up in the middle of the viewing... i need practice for trevor's funeral ;)

[vampiricembrace]

I've been staring at this entry for awhile now -- and the only thing I could think of was "Your Great Gramma gives great reception."

o.o;

[04829]

Totally. It was crystal clear. I don't even get that at my apartment, man.

[04829]

That's absolutely disturbing. When're you coming to visit?