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H ands up who hates the new Weezer record


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I think i want to change my name, and slowly, my overall identity.

any ideas?

Online videogames! how long has it taken me to realise how excesively cool, but even more frustrating it is when some ten year old french kid marches his armies upon your gates and tear you ribbons, ribbons of death! like satanic moris dancers, or whatever. none of you will ever see me out the house again. ever.

lucky you!

Weve all had breast implants and arm implants and sexual implants, so whats so bad about having Sports equipment implants ( Read more... )

ive come to the conclusion that, if records were priced according to how good they were, id be living in comfortable poverty.

thankfully they arent, so i can reheat my soup at least three times without breaking the bank.

my ear's bleeding fluid which highly resembles weak diluted strawberry cordial.

:(

may be loud music wasnt such a good idea after all.

The legend of Anne Boleyn always includes a sixth finger and a large mole or goiter on her neck. However, one would have to wonder if a woman with these oddities (not to mention the numerous other moles and warts she was said to have) would be so captivating to the king. She may have had some small moles, as most people do, but they would be more ( Read more... )

id like to go to eastern europe, so i could play Czechers.