Female Masturbation

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Applying lip gloss
Buffing the muffin
Cracking the gash
Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
Diddling [the clit]
Doing one's nails
Double-clicking the mouse
Finger bang
Finger sex
Fingering
Fingerfucking
Flap Flogging
Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
Fluttering the fuzz
Frigging off
Gusset typing
Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
Jilling off
KitKat shuffle
Nuke, the
Petting the kitty/pussy
Poking off
Pulling the pud (pudendum)
Playing the invisible banjo
Raiding the honey jar/pot
Rubbing the monkey
Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
Rubbing the front butt
Rubbing the elf
She-bopping
Smacking the pony
Spanking the skunk guts
Stinky-Pinking
Stirring the soup
Stroking the kitty/pussy
Taking a long, warm bath
Tapping the keg
Tickling the vertical smile
Tip-toe through the two lips
Touching the hooded monk
Twirling the pearl
Two finger taco tango
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Walking the kitty
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Plunging the happy hole
Polish the pearl
Writing (also male)