She's So Young(with due apologies to Pursuit of Happiness ( Read more... )

Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau

I'm going to assume he didn't mean it that way. *falls on floor and rolls around giggling*

This is the actual text from a real estate ad in this week's Xpress. Spelling and spacing painstakingly recreated:

Staring this week : large watherfront cortage house near Lac des Plages with a private beach and 2 garages. Worth the visit ! 299 900$I think that's the most typos in the shortest number of words I've seen off the Internet. I have ( Read more... )

But it's funny anyway. Online store yoni.com advertises for sale a "Crotchet Vulva". Just what I need, a crotchety vulva ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in way too long. I am currently too fried to think - going through a rough time here, but here's a meme I swiped from just_a_sliver that I didn't so much answer as snark. Hopefully enjoyable.

( Let's get on with it, then. )

Someone on dot_pagan_snark commented that she had never found a reason to wear a dinner-plate-sized pentacle. Being the helpful sort that she is, the Witch came up with a list of possible reasons. And because the Witch enjoys her own sense of humour, here they are. It would be great to get up to a list of 13. Feel free to make suggestions.

Reasons For ( Read more... )

Dear Mr Most High Reverend High Priest Chief Poobah What-Ever ( Read more... )

One Emotional Punching Bag:- Over 30 years of experience ( Read more... )

We begin with a typical worker bee in a call centre, sitting down to her workstation at close of break, with coffee in hand. Said coffee gets balanced on top of a CRT monitor, which is a bad place to put it, because it gets joggled and ends up being poured into the top of the monitor, entering through the vents. Our worker sits down and prepares ( Read more... )

According to the Witch, a grocery list is a reference document. One writes it up, then takes it on the excursion to consult as necessary, thereby ensuring that each item on the list is searched for, if not actually procured ( Read more... )