This is not work-safe. But it is Pagan-oriented, clever and very funny.

The Witch has been trolling her old ephemera box and giggling herself silly. Then she thought, "Hey! Why not spread the good cheer around a bit?"

( Quantas, the safest airline in the world. )

Someone on dot_pagan_snark commented that she had never found a reason to wear a dinner-plate-sized pentacle. Being the helpful sort that she is, the Witch came up with a list of possible reasons. And because the Witch enjoys her own sense of humour, here they are. It would be great to get up to a list of 13. Feel free to make suggestions.

Reasons For ( Read more... )

During the Witch's most recent therapy session, she related an anecdote about her parent-like figures, which involved a double-entendre that the Head-Shrinker did not get. Here's the anecdote - do you get it ( Read more... )

Hello! Witch here, way too scatterbrained/busy/sick/tired/depressed/insane for a real post. So here's a reminder that I still exist, plus a little distraction from all the not-fun-at-all stuff I'm dealing with off-camera.

News tidbit: The Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression said police in Scranton, Pennsylvania had no ( Read more... )

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Dear Mr Most High Reverend High Priest Chief Poobah What-Ever ( Read more... )

Jeff Foxworthy on living in Canada:If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada ( Read more... )

It's all octopocky's fault. I was singing Adeste Fideles, and she asked me if I could Paganize the lyrics. I've heard it done before, sincerely and badly. I figured I could do better on the simple Paganization front. But the first lyrics that came to mind started shaping themselves into something else. Here's a sample ( Read more... )

( Some quotes for friends who can't be bothered to get their own. )