I've been dead ( Read more... )

I think I might be going camping or something. There are some rumors afoot or abroad or whatever. You might want to watch out for that, future self. Afootie rumors are not a good thing for anyone ( Read more... )

I'm moving to Ocracoke ( Read more... )

Man, I KNEW it was going to be one of Those Days when I discovered that today I put my shirt on backwards. I got dressed over three hours ago so this was a realization strangely slow in arrival ( Read more... )

Is there REALLY just a month until my twenty-first birthday ( Read more... )

Well. I FEEL better anyway ( Read more... )

I'M TIRED.Today I learned that a penthouse does not always mean cushy sofas and fifteen open inviting rooms all painted white with glass fixtures. It can also mean a grimy hot oven with a lovely view of the skyline from the inside of a cage and a staircase that leads to an undisclosed area beyond which the company is no longer responsible for what ( Read more... )

Easy Mac for lunch! Who thought you could put a styrafoam cup in the microwave?
+1 for moronic tendancies!

Insurance documents! One made up entirely of I's and N's and S's that spell out one huge I N S contains cryptic instructions! "For Special Help: Call Tammy Thurman x 15556 She Will Pick Up!" Don't worry guys, Tammy is on her way!
+2 for ( Read more... )

WORK INNA SKIRT ( Read more... )

I have a new ambition ( Read more... )