I'm moving to Ocracoke ( Read more... )

I am over the California thing. Lots of people do not even get vacations, I said to myself last night. Be fucking thankful, self. You get to go to Michigan, just like all those Pure Michigan commercials tell me. Voice Of Tim Allen on the radio, I'm going to be there soon. Save me a spot but don't wait up ( Read more... )

No more California ( Read more... )

I didn't almost die all day yesterday which, considering the events of the previous morning, was quite an accomplishment. Although I awoke to find myself exhausted and more exhausted as the day wears on ( Read more... )