In which, of birthdays & insurance claims!!
Is there REALLY just a month until my twenty-first birthday?
Y E S
I think that there is.
One of the insurance coverages for this company is work-related HEART ATTACKS. The possibilities with this are endless. Who gets a heart attack as a result of work? What job induces heart attacks? Could you argue that your low salary only provided funds for cheap, insubstantial meals with little to no nutritional value and so you were forced to have a heart attack based on your income? How do you back up a work-related heart attack--it's not as though there is proof. I guess a Death Note joke is moot here because, you know, Kira heart attacks are forever, but, [insert Kira joke here anyway].
The department picnic is today. I am uninvited. I am really okay with this because, hell, I will have an entire office floor TO MYSELF. Maybe I will throw a party.
Hey everyone want to come to a party on the seventeenth floor. Coffee is provided. I also have one banana we will have to share. BYOB, and the last B stands for "BADGE" because you are denied access without it. We can race chairs and have cubicle building contests. Drinks are free!!
Y E S
I think that there is.
One of the insurance coverages for this company is work-related HEART ATTACKS. The possibilities with this are endless. Who gets a heart attack as a result of work? What job induces heart attacks? Could you argue that your low salary only provided funds for cheap, insubstantial meals with little to no nutritional value and so you were forced to have a heart attack based on your income? How do you back up a work-related heart attack--it's not as though there is proof. I guess a Death Note joke is moot here because, you know, Kira heart attacks are forever, but, [insert Kira joke here anyway].
The department picnic is today. I am uninvited. I am really okay with this because, hell, I will have an entire office floor TO MYSELF. Maybe I will throw a party.
Hey everyone want to come to a party on the seventeenth floor. Coffee is provided. I also have one banana we will have to share. BYOB, and the last B stands for "BADGE" because you are denied access without it. We can race chairs and have cubicle building contests. Drinks are free!!