I think I might be going camping or something. There are some rumors afoot or abroad or whatever. You might want to watch out for that, future self. Afootie rumors are not a good thing for anyone ( Read more... )

Bitches ain't... what? This is unreasonable ( Read more... )

I have a big lucky horseshoe drawn on my hand but touche, horseshoe, I do not feel so very very lucky ( Read more... )

Last night I rehersed to the wee hours of this morning and cut my lip open on a milkshake. I am just that talented.

If ANYONE is on the Saint Mary's campus tonight, at seven-thirty, I cordially invite you to come see me perform in my friend Aiea's senior comp that goes up tonight. If anything, come for my hidious costume becase it's the only time ( Read more... )