I have a big lucky horseshoe drawn on my hand but touche, horseshoe, I do not feel so very very lucky ( Read more... )

Why haven't they invented a toothpaste tube that squeezes itself from the bottom? And Jesus, how lazy does that sound ( Read more... )

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away I colored a magnificent dress with magnificent colored pencils and got magnificent results; the magnificent folds in the skirt look quite magnificent if I do say so myself, magnificent or perhaps as Marta put it, "hot". I was productive on the artistic front, but, sadly, not in the written word. My word ( Read more... )

It is nearly one-thirty in the afternoon and I have only just now climbed out of bed after a sleep of nightmares and koala bears, yeah welcome to life ( Read more... )

I have this acting exam to be at in T minus thirty minutes and I don't want to go, because I am being forced to play the outgoing with everyone card and I don't want to do it. I think it's not that I'm scared of it or anything I just don't particularily feel like acting right now. But I'd better snap out of it and get my ass moving. Suck it you you ( Read more... )