I was going to go to the gym today. But then I was told to wait, that I was going to get a quick visit to drop something off. That was an hour ago. Somehow, I don't think I'll be going to the gym tonight ( Read more... )

Folks, I think it's about time for an update on the Really Freaky Guy.

Recently, he's been okay. That is, he's behaved like any other guy his age. Within one-or-two notches of the sanity scale anyway. But today... gah!While it wasn't the first thing that pissed me off today, this is probably the creepiest so it gets to go on top. In the middle of ( Read more... )

Note To Self #32: Don't misquote Jesus.
"I hear he hates being misquoted" - Jesus

Today, my pretties, was spent in bouts of hysterical, side-gripping laughter. That was, of course, until The Test.

The Test, Auditing for those who cling to details, was a nightmare. It wasn't at all like the past papers. That kind of sucked. It was open-book and we ( Read more... )

Word to the wise;

Don't move back home and quit your job so you can spend more time with your boyfriend. Murphy's law is he'll break it off the next time he sees you.
In happier news, I met a Murphy. And kicked him squarely in the balls. Think I should ask him for his number ( Read more... )

Okay folks, I need your help. I haven't mentioned it here on LiveJournal yet because I was hoping it would go away. But I appear to have a "Really Freaky Guy". One I do not want. You know the type ( Read more... )

There's an overwhelming taste of feet in my mouth, and it will not go away. I can only assume it's from the dark chocolate baking buttons (hail the giant choc chips - they were excellent in my double chocolate orgasm-inducing muffins). They're some good buttons ( Read more... )

Afternoon folks. I've just been moping around the house feeling sick and sorry for myself, avoiding study, and basically just thinking about anything and everything (like how many times I can fit 'and' into a sentence). I believe I was staring out the laundry window when I decided that I should forever-more liken one's period to a best friend.
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Oh Wow. Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow. I really don't know what else to say. Wow.

I just received an email from my lecturer from one of the papers I took in over summer, the one which I liked (but don't see myself doing after I graduate), here's a bit of what it says:

"Congratulations on your excellent results in ACCY 223 over summer. You are [one of ( Read more... )

Why was Jesus so popular with the ladies?

Because he was hung like this!
*Stretches arms out wide*
I'm a horrible, humourless person and I'm going to hell. But at least society will be a little more interesting. Can't imagine I'd get much gossip out of ol' Mother Theresa. But Stalin and Hitler... surely they'd spill their goss over a couple of ( Read more... )

Oh Lordy, I'm loving some of the emails I've been getting lately. This one is the only one to have ended up in my inbox (as opposed to my spam folder), but that's probably because it's been the only one which wasn't plugging viagra or hair-growth medication. Does my internet persona give off the OLD MAN vibe?

From Barr. Steve Wood ( Read more... )