Persuasive Arguments For Murder
Folks, I think it's about time for an update on the Really Freaky Guy.
Recently, he's been okay. That is, he's behaved like any other guy his age. Within one-or-two notches of the sanity scale anyway. But today... gah!
While it wasn't the first thing that pissed me off today, this is probably the creepiest so it gets to go on top. In the middle of our tax lecture he grabbed my stomach. No poking, full on grabbing. I definitely don't have a tight tummy. Far from it. And he... URGH. Seriously. Dickhead.
Never ever sitting near him again. Seriously. WHO DOES THAT?!
One of the girls suggested I yell that it wasn't his baby and to keep his mits off me before storming out of the lecture theatre. I agree whole-heartedly. Even if it would only cause more problems. At least it would've been fun.
And before the lecture we were talking about our plans for the holidays. I should've stopped the conversation and walked away when he told me he planned to have several one-night stands with South African girls. Nay, "white South African girls". That makes him an arse.
But wait! There's more!
After I called him a racist pig, he (for the lack of a better word) 'explained' himself. Races shouldn't mix. Never mind the fact he was checking out a nice Asian woman 5 min before.
Straight faced, he asked me if I believed in evolution. I said yes, what's that got to do with the price of fish? And without a pause, and with absolute confidence, he responded with:
"Me too. I believe that God created white man, and blacks evolved from primates. To show us what we'd be like if we had too"
Come on people, this guy's obviously got a screw loose.
What does everyone say about making sure he doesn't get back into the country after his trip back home this summer? Those in favour say "aye".
Recently, he's been okay. That is, he's behaved like any other guy his age. Within one-or-two notches of the sanity scale anyway. But today... gah!
While it wasn't the first thing that pissed me off today, this is probably the creepiest so it gets to go on top. In the middle of our tax lecture he grabbed my stomach. No poking, full on grabbing. I definitely don't have a tight tummy. Far from it. And he... URGH. Seriously. Dickhead.
Never ever sitting near him again. Seriously. WHO DOES THAT?!
One of the girls suggested I yell that it wasn't his baby and to keep his mits off me before storming out of the lecture theatre. I agree whole-heartedly. Even if it would only cause more problems. At least it would've been fun.
And before the lecture we were talking about our plans for the holidays. I should've stopped the conversation and walked away when he told me he planned to have several one-night stands with South African girls. Nay, "white South African girls". That makes him an arse.
But wait! There's more!
After I called him a racist pig, he (for the lack of a better word) 'explained' himself. Races shouldn't mix. Never mind the fact he was checking out a nice Asian woman 5 min before.
Straight faced, he asked me if I believed in evolution. I said yes, what's that got to do with the price of fish? And without a pause, and with absolute confidence, he responded with:
"Me too. I believe that God created white man, and blacks evolved from primates. To show us what we'd be like if we had too"
Come on people, this guy's obviously got a screw loose.
What does everyone say about making sure he doesn't get back into the country after his trip back home this summer? Those in favour say "aye".