( Can I submit one more for AA? )

First of all, WHERE THE HELL IS FOURKINGHELL?????

( Second... )

Ugh God everyone I apologize a million times for the lateness of this one. My pathetic excuse is that this fell right in the middle of prepping for a conference, my mother visiting, and then I had shitty allergy hay-fever for a few days where I did nothing but sneeze and take benadryl. Hey, guess what happens when you take benadryl almost nightly ( Read more... )

Someone please name Zach's fish.

I can't continue until his stupid fish is named.

Wow why did I even consider any option besides PISS?

( Piss wins in a landslide. )

RAYE WINS, despite an IM vote from Thalia.

Also, there are a few spoilers for Curveball. Nothing major.

( Darien, I torture you less because your childhood sucked. )

Hey all!

Sorry this is so late!!! Fluffy February will probably be more like, "Merry March," since I'm late to the game and only have time for a Choose Your Own Adventure!

You voted; I listened. DARIEN is the lucky victimbastard who gets to play this year! Unlike last year, I have no idea where this is going, so your guess is as good as mine ( Read more... )

First, lovelylytton wrote this, starring Skippy the Three-eyed Wonder Inbredbabby, which made me want to drink pure grain alcohol until the pain stops (which so far, it hasn't.)

Then ellorgast tried to mitigate the pain with A Study in Pink which, while it helped, caused Justin Bieber to get $9 richer since I downloaded all of his iTunes to help the burning ache of ( Read more... )

What can I say that hasn't already been said? Happy birthday times a million to an awesome girl that I am fortunate to call a friend. ^_^

Now here is my pitiful contribution to your chocolate, coffee, and sex-filled day! Enjoy my pitiful attempt at your request.

( Last year's was so much better, read that instead. )

From Ficchat, I got yelled at to post it in full even though NOTHING happens.

( Really nothing happens. )