Jodie: i'm obsessing about my room
i started cleaning last night until 3 am

Tom: What you mean?
Ha I'm rubbing off on you!

Jodie: and i had to stop cos i actualyl felt dizzy and weak from the tiredness ( Read more... )

kttgoth is obsessed with zombies.
should i tell her i found one in my garden today?

SHIT.KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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i was at a party last night.
on my old street where i lived next door to my crazy murderer neighbours.
it was a fun night.
full of crap dance music.
and cheesy old pop songs.


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GREEN WIGS AND CLOWN NOSES!!/

i get it.

i am a hungry hungry hippo today.
hungry for something hot.
like maybe.
sunday dinner.
with potatoes smothered in gravy.
everything is better with gravy.

am i a..
loser?
yes.


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What is your full name: jodie anne condon. it's almost condom. that's funny. i got years of bullying over that ( Read more... )

HowManyOfMe.com
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i have gotten the scariest news of my entire life ( Read more... )